I'd like to introduce Max, aka Maxwell, Sir Maxalot, Maxamillion, or Maxi. ( He's the newest member of our family and we're all just so totally enamoured with this furry monster.
If Max were to write up a personal ad it would say:
~Loves walks in the park ( preferably offleash ones).
~Enjoys a good shoe to munch on ( preferably leather).
~Very loyal and loving ( not to confuse a friendly nip here & there for anything but affection).
~Will be your best friend from the moment you bring me home.